just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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