why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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