he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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