I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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