Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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