You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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