the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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