what if I'm pregnant?
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my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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