Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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