Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
