Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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