Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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