I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
