When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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