I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Moan for me like Helen Keller
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Green mimosas i think yes
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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