awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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