i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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