The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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