weddingsv make me drug and hornr
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wish life had little blips of pornography
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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