We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
COCAINE IS GR8
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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