you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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