god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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