Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Still dying that you shit outside
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
