It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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