2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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