thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
porn star boner night. come get it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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