How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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