For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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