last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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