i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize