it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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