My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Randomize