so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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