in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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