Christians are straight up FREAKS
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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