party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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