I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
