we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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