Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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