Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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