why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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