that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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