He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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