oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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