sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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