I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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