So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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