We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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