Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I have feelings that need drinking.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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