I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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