Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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