That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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