Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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