i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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