my shit smells like andre
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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