I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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